I Have A Condition Called

I Just Didn't Make Music That You Could Sing With A Big Grin, Still Don't.

I'll Be The In To Your Sane.

I'd Been A Bowie Fan Before Punk And Used To Get No End Of Trouble. I Was Always Getting Knocked About And Having To Run Up The Street, Getting Chased By People. It Was Horrible.

I Have One Brother, John, An Airline Pilot, Who Is Seven Years Younger. He's Adopted, Though We're Still Blood Related - He's My Cousin. My Parents Couldn't Have Any More Children After Me, So When Dad's Brother Died, They Adopted John, Then Just A Baby.

I Want Them To Play Britney Spears At My Funeral. This Way I Won't Feel So Bad About Being Dead, And Everyone There Will Know There Is Something Worse Than Death.