I Hate To Sound Like

No, I Don't Run All The Way. I'm Not Like An Olympic Class Runner.

I Don't Love Comedy But I Can Watch Someone Who's Kind Of Interesting Forever. I Think A Waitress Who's Having A Bad Day Is A Lot More Fun Than Robin Williams Doing Forty Minutes Of Material.

You Know, Funny Is This Weird Word For Me. I Hear Is So Many Times It Has No Meaning Anymore.

I Would Rather Be A Security Guard Than A Rock Star.

To Me, Doors Fans Were Always The 16-year-old Idiots At Parties, Getting Stoned, And Talking About How Morrison's Lyrics Were Like Poetry... Like That Was A Deep Thought.