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If You Don't Like My Book, Write Your Own. If You Don't Think You Can Write A Novel, That Ought To Tell You Something. If You Think You Can, Do. No Excuses. If You Still Don't Like My Novel, Find A Book You Do Like. Life Is Too Short To Be Miserable. If You Do Like My Novels, I Commend Your Good Taste.

Language Is Decanted And Shared. If Only One Person Is Left Alive Speaking A Language - The Case With Some American Indian Languages - The Language Is Dead. Language Takes Two And Their Multiples.

While The Angels, All Pallid And Wan, Uprising, Unveiling, Affirm That The Play Is The Tragedy, "man", And Its Hero The Conqueror Worm.

If Michaelangelo Were A Heterosexual, The Sistine Chapel Would Have Been Painted Basic White And With A Roller.

I Have Always Been Suspicious Of Romantic Love. It Looks Too Much Like A Narcissism Shared By Two.