I Hate That We're Always

"nuclear" Is Nothing But Trouble. Do You Say "new-clear" Or Do You Say "nuke-you-ler"? Whoever Invented That Word Had Obviously Never Studied The Human Mouth. We Don't Have Enough Muscles In Our Face To Make That Group Of Letters Come Out Smoothly. The Word Is Missing A Middle Syllable, For Cryin' Out Loud.

I Always Hated High-school Shows And High-school Movies, Because They Were Always About The Cool Kids. It Was Always About Dating And Sex, And All The Popular Kids, And The Good-looking Kids. And The Nerds Were Super-nerdy Cartoons, With Tape On Their Glasses. I Never Saw 'my People' Portrayed Accurately.

Why Is A Movie Starring Women Considered A Gimmick And A Movie Starring Men Is Just A Normal Movie?

I Have An Inability To Enjoy Things, But That's Why We're In Comedy. If We Were Happy, We Wouldn't Be Funny, I Guess.

People Are Like, "why Are You All Dressed Up? Did You Dress Up Just For Me?" I'm Like "no, I Dressed Up Because I'm An Adult And I Felt Like Putting On My Suit." But I Love It. Tom Ford And Ralph Lauren Are My Two Heroes Of Clothing Designers.