I Hate Reality Shows That

Better Laid Than Never.

Nothing Is Yours Permanently So You Better Enjoy It While It's Happening.

At My Funeral, I Want Meryl Streep Crying In Five Different Accents.

I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't Particularly Funny.

I Enjoy Life When Things Are Happening. I Don't Care If It's Good Things Or Bad Things. That Means You're Alive.