I Hate Niggas! I Hate

I'll Go With The Guy With One House. The Guy With One House Is Scared About Losing His House.

Before I Was A Comedian, I Thought The Coolest Thing That Would Happen To Me Was Being A Teenager... Boy, Was I Wrong!

I See As White People Finding Loopholes In The Slavery Laws.

I'm In Show Business... I Want To Hang Out With Janet Jackson, Not Jesse Jackson.

For Me, Anything Goes When I Pick Up A Mike. I'm Not Trying To Hurt People - I Try Not To Get Too Personal - But I Look At Myself As A Reporter. If You Can Report On Anything That Has To Do With Pop Culture, Then Why Can't I Make Jokes About It? Yes, It Hurts. But I Figure That Laughter Sometimes Starts From Pain. You Might Wince, But Then I Know That I'm Doing My Job. The Only Thing I Can Do Wrong Is Not Be Funny.