I Hate Bumper Stickers, You

If You Want To Reinstate The 14.4 Billion Dollars That Bush Cut Out Of The Veterans Program Then Vote Democrat.

The Underpinning Of Immigration Concerns Is Xenophobia And Racism And Nationalism.

I Love Doing Stuff With Todd Barry And Jon Benjamin. We Give The Stage To Good Bands And Funny People.

I Did One Of The Worst Shows For That Kind Of Thing In Northampton, Massachusetts, Which Is One Of The Most Liberal Spots On The Planet. There Were Numerous People Who Walked Out, Somebody Had Thrown A Beer, I Had People Yelling And Screaming.

I Was In Antwerp - Which, I Had About 20 Shows Left At That Point - And A Guy Said, "that's Dave Attell's." Also, Antwerp Was My Smallest Audience, So The Guy Was Right There. I Was Like, "what?" He Said, "dave Attell Does A Bit About, 'why Are There Luggage Stores In The Airport?'" I Had Never Seen That, And I Would Never Ever, Ever, Ever - Please Believe Me - I Would Never Lift Material From Somebody Ever, And Certainly Not Knowingly.