I Hate Bumper Stickers, You

Hopefully People Are Upset For The Reason I Want Them To Be Upset. Even When I Was Doing Open Mics, I've Always Had People Upset. I've Never Been The Consummate Crowd-pleaser.

James Lipton: The Most Pompous Arrogant Failure In History.

It's Just An Easy Catchall To Describe A Style Because There Are A Lot Of Alternative Comics Who Are Completely Different From Each Other.

[if Donald Trump Does Get Elected, I Will Be] Probably Secretary Of Reeducation. Or I Don't Know. I'll Probably End Up Working In The Cafeteria.

Once You Get Into The [donald] Trump Stuff, You Get People Going, "i Didn't Come Here To Have My Political Views Bashed."