I Hate Billings, Montana. They

I Was Not An Attractive Child.

My Obstetrician Was So Dumb That When I Gave Birth He Forgot To Cut The Cord. For A Year That Kid Followed Me Everywhere. It Was Like Having A Dog On A Leash.

I Was My Own Buddy In Camp.

They Almost Had To Cancel The Oscars Tonight Because All Of The Designers And Stylists Are Still In Line In San Francisco Trying To Marry One Another.

Does Fashion Matter? Always - Though Not Quite As Much After Death.