I Hate Arrows. They Try

I Have A "do Not Disturb" Sign On My Hotel Door. It's Time To Go To "don't Disturb". It's Been "do Not" For Too Long. We Should Embrace The Contraction.

I Like Wearing Necklaces, Because It Lets Me Know When I'm Upside Down.

People Who Smoke Cigarettes, They Say "you Don't Know How Hard It Is To Quit Smoking." Yes I Do. It's As Hard As It Is To Start Flossing.

If Carrots Got You Drunk, Rabbits Would Be Messed-up.

Tony The Tiger Usually Thinks That Stuff Is Great.