I Hate A Hook. It

Jesus Christ Can't Hit A Golf Ball Straight. It's Virtually Impossible - At Best It's An Accident.

If The Masters Offered No Money At All, I Would Be Here Trying Just As Hard.

Placing The Ball In The Right Position For The Next Shot Is Eighty Percent Of Winning Golf.

There Is No Similarity Between Golf And Putting; They Are Two Different Games, One Played In The Air, And The Other On The Ground.

Relax? How Can Anybody Relax And Play Golf? You Have To Grip The Club, Don't You?