I Hate A Hook. It

I Dreamed One Night That I Had 17 Holes-in-one And One Two, And When I Woke Up I Was So Goddam Mad.

I Don't Believe There Is Anything Like A Natural Golf Swing. A Golf Swing Is An Unnatural Thing, And It Has To Be Developed.

Selecting A Stroke Is Like Selecting A Wife. To Each His Own.

The Greatest Pleasure Is Obtained By Improving.

Golf Is Not A Game Of Good Shots. It's A Game Of Bad Shots.