I Had Envisioned Doing Comedy

I'm Working On A Script Right About Civil War Re-enactors Who Go Back In Time To The Actual Civil War. It's Kind Of A Big, Crazy Back To The Future Comedy. So, Of Course, It's The Civil War - I Play The Banjo. I Was Just Having A Conversation With One Of The Producers About Some Of The Material And He Was Like, 'you Know, We Have To Work In A Scene Where You Play The Banjo. And I Was Like I'll Get Behind That.

With The Tiger You're Always On Edge, And You Always Have To Keep Your Distance. The Monkey Is Far Less Threatening So You're More Relaxed Around The Monkey, And I Think That's Actually Hazardous.

It's Kind Of Hard To Win Most Elections On Anti-family, Immorality, And Satan-worship.

Who Among Us Wouldn't Rush Out And Buy A Pepsi If We Thought It Would Make The Osborne's Disappear?

I Happen To Think Singing Is Hilarious, Especially When It Pops Out At The Wrong Time.