I Had An Iphone And

I Was Home Alone Watching George Bush Speak On Television. So It Was Just Really The Two Of Us. And As I Listened To Him, I Realized, That One Of Us... Was Nuts! And For The First Time Ever, I Went, 'wow, It's Not Me!'

These Ballot Initiatives Remind Us That America Is The Land Where People Are Free To Dream Whatever They Want, So Long As That Dream Doesn't Make Midwesterners Feel Icky!

The Fear Of Health Care Changing Is Beyond Belief. Like There's A Way To Make The System Worse. Really?

You Don't Want Another Enron? Here's Your Law: If A Company, Can't Explain, In One Sentence, What It Does... It's Illegal.

The Fine Line That You Do When You Do Political Comedy Is, As Long As You Have That Laugh, You're Fine.