I Had A Mad Impulse

I Was A Nervous Child, I Was A Bedwetter. I Used To Sleep With An Electric Blanket And I Was Constantly Electrocuting Myself.

Some People Want To Achieve Immortality Through Their Works Or Their Descendants. I Prefer To Achieve Immortality By Not Dying.

There's Nothing Sexier Than A Lapsed Catholic.

Those Who Can't Do, Teach. And Those Who Can't Teach, Teach Gym.

God Is Either Cruel Or Incompetent.