I Guess What Led To

Life Will Deal Me Many Different Hands, Some Good, Some Bad (maybe They've Already Been Dealt), But From Here On In, I'll Be Turning My Own Cards. —alton Richard

It's Funny How You Can Go From Hating A Girl To Maybe Liking Her, Maybe Liking Her A Lot, Just Because She Shows A Little Interest In You.

The Impossible Is More Believable Than The Highly Improbable.

He Could Hardly Lift His Spoon During Breakfast, And Then He Was Out On The Lake, His Spoon Soon Replaced By A Shovel.

When Anything Bad Happens To Me Or Someone I Know, I Always Know Who To Blame. My No-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.