I Guess People Wonder If

The Only Time France Wants Us To Go To War Is When The German Army Is Sitting In Paris Sipping Coffee.

You Get A Taste Here In New Orleans That You Don't Get Anywhere Else In The Country.

It Means A Lot In My Business And Its A Wonderful Feeling To Be Recognized For What You Have Done Over A Lifetime, But I Didn't Go Crazy. I Still Eat My Cereal In The Morning, Have A Sandwich In The Afternoon, Go To Bed At Night. You Know, Nothing Really Different.

I've Worked For 55 Years. I'm Going To Take A Little Time Off, To Tell You The Truth. It's Just That Now In The Last Couple Of Weeks, Gelman Is Pouring It On. 'farewell To Regis!' It's Getting Embarrassing.

So When I Got The Chance To Do My First Talk Show, 50 Years Ago Last Month, I Never Had Any Writers. There Was No Budget - It Was Just Me And The Camera And My Friend Who Was The Director. I Talked About What I'd Done That Week.