I Guess It's Ironic. I

For April Fools Day, Someone Played A Really Cruel Joke On Me. They Stole All My Mirrors And I Had To Go Hours Without Seeing Myself. I Mean, I Couldn’t Even Do My Daily Affirmations. What Kind Of World Is This? I Tell You, It’s Artists Like Myself That Really Suffer.

I Think It Helps The Writers To Sell Their Books, If They Announce My Attachment, But It Doesn't Mean That I'm Going To Make The Movies In The Next Year, Or Two, Or Three.

If This Is The Only Life, Then Why I’m Not Just Doing Everything I Want To Do.

Sometimes I Think To Myself, What Should James Franco Say Next? And Then It Comes To Me. Boobs.

Almost All The Movies I've Directed Are Adaptations. And I Think What I Found When I Went To Film School, Where They Try To Push You To Find Your Voice Or Your Thing, Is That I Got A Lot Of Things Out Of Adaptations.