I Guess I Wouldn't Believe

I'm 48. For A While After 'the Jerk' (movie) I Had A Feeling Of Failure. I Was A Little Scared. First People Discover You And They Love You. You Get Big And Then You Fail. And People Are Glad That You Fail. But I've Always Come Back And I've Started To Trust Myself.

It Was Easier To Sell A Painting That Was Not For Sale.

I Have Heard It Said That A Complicated Childhood Can Lead To A Life In The Arts. I Tell You This Story Of My Father And Me To Let You Know I Am Qualified To Be A Comedian.

I Just Downloaded Eleven Hundred Books Onto My Kindle, And Now I Can’t Lift It.

You Know, You're Really Nobody In L.a. Unless You Live In A House With A Really Big Door.