I Guess I Do Carry

I've Never Met A Deadline I Couldn't Miss. I Make Sure My Editors Know This.

My Favorite One To See Is The Metal Bikini On Men.

This Actress Named Lisa Eilbacher. I Was Up For The Part In Shampoo And Friends Of Mine Kept Telling Me She Was Going Around Saying All These Bad Things About Me. It's Like We're Still In The Sixth Grade Sometimes.

My Heart's In The Right Place. I Know, 'cuz I Hid It There.

My Mother Is An Immensely Powerful Woman.