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I Learned And It Was Exactly What I Needed [transcendental Meditation]. The Thing That Blew Me Away Was That It Was The Easiest Thing I've Ever Done- Not The Easiest Meditation, But The Easiest Thing I've Ever Learned. I Learn A Lot Of Things- That's My Job! It's So Simple To Learn, So Simple To Practice. And The Restoration That Comes To You, The Benefit Across Your Life; It's Changed Everything.

There's No Such Thing As Turning Back The Hands Of Time, And It Makes Me Crazy That We Live In A Society Where That's Sold To Women—that We're Supposed To Believe That If We're Getting Older, We've Failed Somehow, That We Have Failed By Not Staying Young. I Wish That Women Would Let Other Women Age Gracefully And Allow Them To Get Older And Know That As We Get Older, We Become Wiser.

I've Been Noticing Gravity Since I Was Very Young.

It's Not Talked About, But You Know How Girls, As You Get Older, Your Boobs Sag? Well, As Men Get Older, Their Balls Hang Lower. It's Called Sbh: Senior Ball Hang. I Think That's God's Way Of Making Sure Guys Get To Feel Insecure Too.

I Can't Wait To Be That Age And Hanging Out With A Bunch Of People Hanging Out All Day Playing Golf And Going To The Beach, All My Own Age. We'd Be Laughing And Having A Good Time And Getting Loopy On Our Prescription Drugs. Driving Golf Carts Around. I Can't Wait.