I Grew Up In Vancouver,

I'm Actually Way More Funny Now, Because I'm Hungry... If Comedy Comes From Pain, I Should Be Funnier Now Than I Ever Was.

It's Definitely Not True What They Say About Women Wanting A Guy With A Sense Of Humour. What Women Mean Is That They Want A Guy With A Sense Of Humour Who Is Really Handsome. If A Girl Had A Choice Between Brad Pitt Or Me, She'd Pick Brad Pitt. And I'm A Lot Funnier Than He Is.

I Would Only Date A 15 Year Old High School Girl.

If You Ask Most High Schoolers Who Bruce Lee Is, They Will Say That It Someone They Sit Next To In English Class.

It Always Seems Crazy To Tell People What To Expect. That Never Works! So, I Don't Know What To Say, Other Than That They Can Expect Me.