I Grew Up A Witness

Love Is The Big Booming Beat Which Covers Up The Noise Of Hate.

I Have A Song About How Much I Hate Emojis And The Lazy Thinking Of People Who Use Them. I Wish That More People Had Respect For The English Language.

Why Go Through Life Feeling Cheated? It Does Nothing But Make You Bitter.

I Can't Drag Myself Away From 'final Cut Pro.' It Is A Digital Video Editing System. I Am Obsessed With It, But I Am Always Away From Home, And I Can't Use It.

I Can Never Tell When Something Is Funny. I Just Have To Do It Onstage And Find Out.