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Golf Is Like Eating Peanuts. You Can Play Too Much Or Play Too Little.

Competitive Golf Is Played Mainly On A Five-and-a-half-inch Course... The Space Between Your Ears.

No Putt Is Too Short To Be Despised.

Golf Is The One Game I Know Which Becomes More And More Difficult The Longer One Plays It.

I Will Tell You Privately It's Not Going To Get Better, It's Going To Get Worse All The Time, But Don't Fret. Remember, We Play The Ball Where It Lies, And Now Let's Not Talk About This, Ever Again.