I Got A Shotgun And

Love Is The Greatest Corrupter Ever Known And Has Been The Numbers One Downfall Of Mankind Since The First Creation.

Can You Just Saw His Arm Off While We're Here And Get Me Loose? (amanda) I Could Do That, But He Needs His More. I'd Cut Yours Off Before I Did His. (tate) Oh, Great, What Are You, His Igor? (amanda) Wrong Movie, Igor Was Frankenstein's Flunky. Renfield Is The One You're Thinking Of, And No, I'm Not Renfield. Name's Tate Bennett. Parish Coroner. (tate)

Ooo, He’s Snotty. I Like Him Already. (tee)

Lights! Lights Would Be Very Good Right Now! (amanda) Since They Hurt My Eyes To The Point I Can Barely See, No They Wouldn't. Trust Me. (kyrian) Trust You, My Left Foot! I'm Not Immortal Over Here! (amanda) Yeah, Well, In A Bad Enough Car Wreck, Neither Am I. (kyrian) I Really Hate Your Sense Of Humor. (amanda)

I Wonder Why No One Called The Police About The Rocket Launcher? God Knows My Neighbors Usually Report It If I So Much As Fart In My Backyard. (bubba)