I Got A Shotgun And

I'm Loved By Some, Hated By Many, Envied By Most, Yet Wanted By All. (josiah)

What Are You Doing Here? (artemis) I Wanted To Thank You For What You Did Tonight, But As I Considered That, It Dawned On Me That You Have Never Once In Eleven Thousand Years Done Anything For Me For Free. The Sheer Fear Factor Of That Realization Alone Has Made Me Come Seeking You. So What Gives? (acheron)

While Books Provided Me With Some Escape From The Mental And Physical Horrors Of My Early Life, They Were Unreliable. Many Times The Protagonists Suffered Terribly And Then Died At The End.

Shut Up, Sod Off, And Let Me In. (fury)

Anything You Need, You Tell Him And He'll Get It For You. If He Offends You In Any Way, Let Me Know And I'll Kill Him When I Get Up.