I Got A Job At

I Love My Family. I Came Home The Other Days. My Brother's Passed-out On The Couch, Holding An Empty Bottle Of Sleeping Pills. So I Called The Paramedics, And They Pumped His Stomach, And I Think He's Learned His Lesson: You Know, Never To Take My Last Two Sleeping Pills.

I'm Filthy Stinking Rich - Well, Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad.

My Girlfriend Said, Emo, I'm Seeing Another Man. I Said, Well, Try Rubbing Your Eyes Or Something.

I'm Not A Fatalist; Even If I Were, What Could I Do About It?

I've Always Suffered From A Complete Inability To Sense Who's Important.