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You Know, A Lot Of Girls Go Out With Me Just To Further Their Careers...damn Anthropologists.

The Battle Of The Sexes Will Never Be Won As Long As We Keep Sleeping With The Enemy.

I Was A Cute Baby. My Mom Said When I Was Born They Threw Away The Mold. Some Of It Grew Back.

I Was The Kid Next Door's Imaginary Friend.

Charlie Chaplin Is The Greatest Artist Of The 20th Century. He Takes Me From Laughter To Tears In Seconds. And He Was One Of The Very First Funny Men. It's Like The Original Violins Were Made In Cremona And There's Never Been Any Better Since. Sometimes The Best Come Right Off The Bat.