I Go Around The Country

Throwing Acid Is Wrong... In Some People's Eyes.

I Don't See Myself As Offending People.

I Was In The South Of France. I Saw A Brownie On A School Trip. She Was Holding Up A Book. It Said On The Front 'rough Guide'. I Thought: 'yeah' She's Not A Looker.

Remember To Never Answer A Phone During Sex, Even If You Hilariously Answer With 'i Can't Talk Now, I'm Going Into A Tunnel'.

Viagra Has Instructions: 'keep Away From Children' - What Kind Of Man Do You Think I Am?