I Go Around The Country

Put Smarties Tubes On Cats Legs, Make Them Walk Like A Robot.

Let's Face It, The Gene Pool Needs A Little Chlorine.

All Comedians Are A Bit Attention-seeking And I'm No Different. Anyone With The Audacity To Want To Be Listened To For An Hour And A Half Must Be.

People With Tourettes.....what Makes Them Tick?

I Do Realise That When I Laugh, It Sounds Like A Seal Is Being Molested.