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Brighton Is A Beautiful Seaside City, But It's Got A Dark Underbelly.

If You Talk To Any Cop, However Hardened, And Say, "has Anything That's Ever Bothered You", They'll Tell You About The Death Of A Child That They Had To Deal With.

Brighton Has Two Universities. It's Got A Massive Young, Middle-class Community, And The Largest Gay Community In The Uk. The Result Of Which Is A Huge Recreational Drug Market. It's The Favoured Place To Live In The Uk For First Division Criminals.

There's A Difference Between What I Call A Dumb Ghost And A Smart Ghost. The Smart Ghost Is Hamlet's Father - You Know, He Says, "get Revenge, My Son!" That's Incredibly Rare. It's Much More The Grey Lady In The Same Place Everyday, Moving Across The Floor.

Women Are Afraid Of Walking At Night, That Someone Pulls Them Into An Alley And Rapes Them. That Almost Never Happens. I Mean, 98% Of People Who Are Raped, Are Raped By Somebody They Know. Somebody Goes Too Far. But The Destruction Is Just The Same.