I Generally Do Things I'm

I'm A Jacket Man. And If I'm Without One, I Am Kind Of Seriously Disabled. I Don't Know How To Operate In Shirt Sleeves.

I Really Have No Interest In Delivering The Iambic Pentameter, I Just Want To Kill Myself. I Don't Mind Other People Doing It. I Say That, But Really I Don't Want To Watch Other People Doing It. I Get Embarrassed.

All Actors Who Have Been Around For A Long Time, Which I Have, And Have Been Skint For Long Periods, Which I Have, Find It Difficult To Turn Down Jobs. If I Turn Anything Down My Stomach Turns Over. I Feel Sick. It Feels Like Gambling.

I'm Always Happy When Actors Get Rich, Because The Odds On It Are So Long!

The Phenomenon Of Vampires Has Always Appealed To Me. Everyone Kind Of Likes A Vampire Story Because It Almost Could Be True.