I Gambled At The Crap

I Took My Girl To Dinner, And She Laughed So Hard At One Of My Jokes That She Dropped Her Tray.

There's Only Five Real People In Hollywood. Everyone Else Is Mel Blanc.

When I Give Concerts, The Tickets Sell For Five Dollars To One Hundred Dollars, But For My Concerts The Five-dollar Seats Are Down In Front... The Further Back You Go, The More You Have To Pay. The Hundred Dollar Seats Are The Last Two Rows, And Those Tickets Go Like Hotcakes! In Fact, If You Pay Two Hundred Dollars You Don't Have To Come At All.

I Went To A Meeting For Premature Ejactulators. I Left Early.

Everything Good That Happened To Me Happened By Accident.