I Found Nothing Really Wrong

A Cheese May Disappoint. It May Be Dull, It May Be Naive, It May Be Oversophisticated. Yet It Remains Cheese, Milk's Leap Toward Immortality.

Name Me Any Liquid — Except Our Own Blood — That Flows More Intimately And Incessantly Through The Labyrinth Of Symbols We Have Conceived To Mark Our Status As Human Beings, From The Rudest Peasant Festival To The Mystery Of The Eucharist.

Liquor Is Not A Necessity. It Is A Means Of Momentarily Sidestepping Necessity.

A Man Who Is Careful With His Palate Is Not Likely To Be Careless With His Paragraphs.

When You Travel, Remember That A Foreign Country Is Not Designed To Make You Comfortable. It Is Designed To Make Its Own People Comfortable.