I Find My Movie Props

Oh Sure, I Have A Few Black People In My Family Tree. They're Probably Still Hanging There.

I Always Encourage Over-tipping If You Can Afford It Because Share The Wealth.

In New York, We Tip Everyone. We Tip Doormen, We Tip Cab Drivers, And We Tip Bartenders At The Bar. You'll Get Quite An Evil Eye If You Don't Leave A Tip At The Bar.

I'm Not An Hour Late. You Guys Were Just An Hour Early.

You Know How They Do That Effect In Movies, Where They Make It Look Like You Have A Twin, But It's Really Just The Same Actor Playing Both Characters In The Scene? I Knew This Would Be The Best Route, But I Just Wasn't Comfortable Dressing As A Woman, So I Had To Hire Other Actors.