I Fell In Love With

There Are No Ugly Women, Only Lazy Ones.

The Best Antidote To Worry, I Have Always Believed, Is Work And More Work.

It Doesn't Matter How Shaky A Woman's Hand Is. She Can Still Apply Makeup.

Men Are Just As Vain As Women, And Sometimes Even More So.

All The American Women Had Purple Noses And Gray Lips And Their Faces Were Chalk White From Terrible Powder. I Recognized That The United States Could Be My Life's Work.