I Feel Like My Life

I Wish People Used Wishes To Modify Themselves Instead Of Others. Wish To Be Low Maintenance. Wish To Be Autonomous, Even.

Audiences, As They Get Smaller, Can Intensify Their Relationship With The Product, And So Can The Creative Relationship With The People That You Are Serving. The Good News Is That, The More Shows There Are, The Less The Conglomerates Have To Gain By Breaking The Will Of Each Individual Creative.

My Cat Brought Me A Toy. I Thanked Her And Threw It. She Sat There Gave Me A Look That Made Me Realize People And Dogs Are The Crazy Ones.

When You Are In The 8 O'clock Position, You Can Either Be A Cultural Phenomenon, Or You're Endangered. It's A Tough Time Slot.

I Always Try To Use My Medium, And If I Get Into A Normal Sitcom-writing Contest With Normal Sitcom Writers, I'm Going To Lose.