I Feel Like Humor Is

After All, How Many Ways Can One Heart Be Mangled And Still Be Expected To Keep Beating?

Fall Down Again, Bella?' No, Emmett, I Punched A Werewolf In The Face.

My Heart Hasn't Beat In Almost Ninety Years But This Was Different It Was Like My Heart Was Gone Like I Was Hallow Like I'd Left Everything Here With You.

I Hate Myself For Liking You.

So, Did You Stab Edward Cullen With A Pencil Or What? I've Never Seen Him Act Like That.