I Feel I'm Two People:

Down With Dukes Of Hazzard!

I Think My Exact Comment Was That If Bush Won It Would Be A Good Time To Leave The United States. I'm Not Necessarily Going To Leave The United States.

The Leadership Class Of The Republican Party Is A Conservative Christian Loony Bin. The Leadership Of The Republican Party Are A Bunch Of Sociopathic Maniacs Who Have Their Lips Super-glued To The Ass Of The Conservative Right.

Most Women In Leading Roles Are Very Boyish Looking. The One Girl Working Right Now Who I Think Is A Real Beauty In A Classic Sense - The Only Real 12-cylinder Engine - Is Catherine Zeta-jones.

I Suppose If The Offending Paparazzi Was Wearing A Hoodie And I Shot Him, It Would All Blow Over.