I Even Had Breasts That

People Make A Lot Of Jokes About The Empty Nest. Let Me Tell You, It Is No Laughing Matter. It Is Really Hard.

I Guess I Sort Of Just Feel Like I Am Lucky.

I Went To Court-reporting School To Study Stenotyping. After Awhile, Whenever Anybody Spoke, In My Mind My Fingers Would Be Punching It Out. Even Two Years After I Quit, My Mind Still Did That.

I Do Find Comedy Difficult. I Don't Know Why. Maybe I Think About It Too Much. There's A Tremendous Amount Of Pressure To Be Funny.

I'm Good At Disguising My Feelings.