I Enjoy Playing The Audience

Ideas Come From Everything

A Lot Of Movies Are About Life, Mine Are Like A Slice Of Cake.

Really, The Novelist Has The Best Casting Since He Doesn't Have To Cope With The Actors And All The Rest. -alfred Hitchcock

Our Original Title, You Know, Was `the Man In Lincoln`s Nose`. Couldn`t Use It, Though. They Also Wouldn`t Let Us Shoot People On Mount Rushmore. Can`t Deface A National Monument. And It`s A Pity, Too, Because I Had A Wonde.

This Weapon [an Ax] Is Primitive But Effective. And It's Also Guaranteed To Be Fifty-percent Painless. You See, It Takes Two People To Operate, And The Person At This End [the Handle] Doesn't Feel A Thing.