I Enjoy Playing The Audience

I'm A Writer And, Therefore, Automatically A Suspicious Character.

I Always Try To Look At Things As Though I Were Remembering Them Three Years Later.

A Glimpse Into The World Proves That Horror Is Nothing Other Than Reality.

A Movie Should Be As Long As One Can Hold Their Bladder

This Weapon [an Ax] Is Primitive But Effective. And It's Also Guaranteed To Be Fifty-percent Painless. You See, It Takes Two People To Operate, And The Person At This End [the Handle] Doesn't Feel A Thing.