I Enjoy Making People Laugh.

Movie Acting Is About Covering The Machinery. Stage Acting Is About Exposing The Machinery. In Cinema, You Should Think The Actor Is Playing Himself, If He's That Good. It Looks Very Easy. It Should. But It's Not, I Assure You.

You Start Pretending To Have Fun, You Might Have A Little By Accident.

January Is The Garbage Can Of Movies In America, Directly After All The Oscar Contenders Have Been Out.

You Don't Retire From The Movies. The Movies Retire You.

If You're A Movie Star, You Get The Girl, You Lose The Girl, And Then You Get Her Back. But If You're A Character Like Me, You Lose The Girl, Then You Get Another One, Then You Get Another One, Then You Lose Them All, Then You Lose Your Life.