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Whenever I Don't' Have To Wear Makeup, It's A Good Day.

I Love Physical Kinds Of Comedy And Getting Down And Dirty And Doing Stunts. When I Was Growing Up, I Was Always Getting Into Fights With Guys And Usually Punching Out Boys My Age Because I Was A Lot Bigger And Tougher. So I'm Naturally Accustomed To Putting Myself Into The Headspace Of A Girl Who Can Take Care Of Herself.

It's Really Important In Our Society To Tell Stories, And I Feel Grateful And Honoured That I Get To Do That In This Day And Age.

I Think Women Are Afraid To Say That They Don't Want Children Because They're Going To Get Shunned. But I Think That's Changing Too Now. I Have More Girlfriends Who Don't Have Kids Than Those That Do. And Honestly? We Don't Need Any More Kids. We Have Plenty Of People On This Planet.

I'm A Salty, Greasy Girl. I Give Every French Fry A Fair Chance. Could You Just Lay Some Lard In My Belly?