I Don't Want To Think

Like Most Writers, I Write About What Has Happened To Me As That Involves The Minimum Amount Of Research.

It's A Funny Thing About Stories. It Doesn't Feel Like You Make Them Up, More Like You Find Them. You Type And Type And You Know You Haven't Got It Yet, Because Somewhere Out There, There's That Perfect Thing -- The Unexpected Ending That Was Always Going To Happen. That Place You've Always Been Heading For, But Never Expected To Go.

The Doctor: Don't Blink. Don't Even Blink. Blink And You're Dead. Don't Turn Your Back. Don't Look Away. And Don't Blink.

I Can Say With Pride Verging On Smugness That I've Got Two Very Successful Shows That Assume Their Audience Is Very Smart.

I Like Naked Women! I'm A Bloke! I'm Supposed To Like Them! We're Born Like That. We Like Naked Women As Soon As We're Pulled Out Of One... When Man Invented Fire, He Didn't Say "hey, Let's Cook!" He Said: "great! Now We Can See Naked Bottoms In The Dark!"... The Story Of Male Achievement Through The Ages, Feeble Though It May Have Been, Has Been The Story Of Our Struggle To Get A Better Look At Your Bottoms.