I Don't Want To Get

You Have The Right To Kill Me, But You Don't Have The Right To Judge Me. That's Life. There's Nobility In That. There's Focus. It's Genuine. It's Crystal And It's Pure And It's Available To Everybody, So Just Shut Your Traps And Put Down Your Mcdonalds, Your Vaccines, Your Us Weekly, Your Tmz And The Rest Of It.

I'm On A Quest To Claim Absolute Victory On Every Front.

There's A Lot Of Stuff I Want To Do, Just Things That I Want To Explore That Don't Involve Show Business. I'm Going To Become A Television Critic. Can You Imagine? But I Would Even Consider Becoming A Baseball Scout. Traveling Around The Heartland Looking For The Next World-beating Phenom.

There Was This One Time In Vegas When I Took Four Victoria's Secret Models And Did One Gram Off Each Of Their Bodies Within, Like, 45 Minutes. I Declared Myself King Of Vegas And Decided To Remodel My Hotel Room With My Bare Hands To Resemble King Louis Xiv's Bedroom At Versailles. Knocked Down Two Entire Walls, And Later Had Four Knuckle Surgeries. Still Wasn't As High As Rob Ford.

We're Going To Shoot One Polaroid Per Show. I'm Going To Sign This Before It Even Develops Because I Know That Once It Develops With My Signature On It, It's Worth A Fortune. I'll Make This A Work Of Magic Warlock Art.