I Don't Want To Be

Mommy Is One Of The Chosen People … And Daddy Believes That Jesus Is Magic!

People Are Always Introducing Me As Sarah Silverman, Jewish Comedienne. I Hate That! I Wish People Would See Me For Who I Really Am — I'm White!

I Don't Believe In Jesus Or God. But I Do Believe That Fundamentalists In Religion Or Anything Else Are Bad, And That They Have More Hate Than Love.

Summer Camp: The Second Worst Camp For Jews.

People Who Follow Their Religion To The Letter Of The Law Are Just Silly. I Mean, I Want To Tell Hasidic Jews I Promise You, God Will Not Mind If You Wear A Nice Cotton Blend In The Summer.