I Don't Think Pornography Is

Just Say The Lines And Don't Trip Over The Furniture.

A Bloody Good Thing, But Too Late.

If You Must Have Motivation, Think Of Your Paycheck On Friday.

Christmas Is At Our Throats Again.

In The First Act, You Get The Audience's Attention - Once You Have It, They Will Repay You In The Second. Play Through The Laughs If You Have To. It Will Only Make The Audience Believe There Are So Many Of Them That They Missed A Few.