I Don't Think I've Had

I Like People's Attitudes More Than Fashion Or Beauty Or Whatever It Is.

I Buy Food And Gasoline - That's It.

I Really Am Pretty Boring. There's No Reason To Take Pictures Of Me.

There's Nothing Else I Would Rather Do, Unless There Was A Profession That Involved Cuddling Bunny Rabbits And Kittens All Day For Money.

Any Glamorous Moment You Might Mistake Me For Having Is Always Pretend.