I Don't Think Anyone Ever

I Did Standup While Still Working For Johnny Carson In The Mid-'60s, Thus Gaining The Advantage Of At Least Getting Laughs From Him About How I Hadn't The Night Before.

Therapists Need To Give A Depressed Patient Support And Direction.

I Eat At This German-chinese Restaurant And The Food Is Delicious. The Only Problem Is That An Hour Later You're Hungry For Power.

The Brain Process That Results In A Joke Materializing Where No Joke Was Before Remains A Mystery. I'm Not Aware Of Any Scholarly, Scientific Or Neurological Studies On The Subject.

I'm Not Freakishly Short. I Had, On My Show, Used Shortness As A Joke Subject; It Didn't Really Bother Me.