I Don't Stretch My Hand

I Don't Think I Was Constructed To Be Monogamous. I Don't Think It's The Nature Of Any Man To Be Monogamous. Men Are Propelled By Genetically Ordained Impulses Over Which They Have No Control To Distribute Their Seed Into As Many Females As Possible.

The Principal Benefit Acting Has Afforded Me Is The Money To Pay For My Psychoanalysis.

The Four Pillars Of Wisdom That Support Journalistic Endeavors Are: Lies, Stupidity, Money-grubbing, And Ethical Irresponsibility.

Never Surrender To The Momentum Of Mediocrity.

Hey, You Wanna Hear My Philosophy Of Life? Do It To Him Before He Does It To You.