I Don't Regret The Passing

I'm Trying To Learn To Smoke, Which Is Rather Weird When Everyone Is Trying To Stop. I'm Not A Smoker. But My Character Only Smokes As An Affectation.

I'm Often Asked If I Regret Not Going To Hollywood. I'm Glad I Didn't Go, Because If I Had I Wouldn't Have My Extended Family, Which Is The Fabric Of My Life. Only Recently Have I Realised How Special And Unusual It Is.

I'm One Of The Great Unemployed Looking For The Next Job. I'm Waiting For The Right Offer. Like Anyone, I Want Something That Turns Me On Inside.

I Am Not Going To Share My Private Life With Millions Of People. I Don't Find A Need To Do That And Nobody Else Close To Me Does Either.

I Used To Suffer From Excessive Pride. Well, I Got Over That One.