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I Have Always Liked The Kennedys As Politicians. They Had Such Great Hair.

I Named My Sons Brandon And Dylan After The Beverly Hills 90210 Characters. Both Of Them Were Born In My Bathroom. I Had Dylan In My Tub, And He Came Out Underwater.

People Who Wear Fur Smell Like A Wet Dog If They're In The Rain. And They Look Fat And Gross.

A Little Bit Of Pain Is Good For You. I Feel Alive. Everybody Needs Struggle. Once You Overcome An Obstacle, You Springboard Into The Future. Life Is Interesting And Short And It's Not Supposed To Be Easy, And If It Is, You're Probably Just In Denial And You're Existing Here Like A Zombie.

I Like The Experience Of Being In A Shoot, And I'm A Total Exhibitionist, But I Don't Like To Look At Them.