I Don't Really Like Surprises.

You Never See An Old Man Eating A Twix

People Say Having Kids Is Life Changing, Well That Doesn't Necessarily Mean A Good Thing, Does It? I Could Take One Of My Legs Off. That Would Change My Life.

Apparently You're Not Allowed To Lick A Toad's Back.

It Annoys Me A Bit How People Like Squirrels But Not Rats. At The End Of The Day They're The Same Thing, Except That Squirrels Have Had A Better Upbringing.

They Do It In Thai Restaurants In London. You Ask For A Drink, And It Comes In A Glass With Loads Of Seaweed And Pebbles In It Like A Scene From Finding Nemo.