I Don't Need To Pat

I'm Looking For Laughs, You Know? If It Take Me To Flip Over A Table, If I Have To Go Physical Comedy, I Will Do It. But Whatever The Joke Needs At That Particular Time, Is Where I'm Dedicated To. I'm Not Into Beating Somebody Down And Beating Myself Up. I Don't Do Insults And Things Like That. I Don't Do It - I'm A Storyteller.

I Have Glocks, .45s, Berettas, Remingtons. I Like The Marksmanship And The Discipline That It Takes To Be A Gun Owner. I Like The Machinery. Being Able To Take It Out And Clean It Is Even More Fascinating Than Having The Gun.

I've Always Been A Reserved Cat. When I Play Sports, There's People Used To Get Mad At Me Because I Didn't Hang Out And Things Like That. I've Never Been That Kind Of Person. Nothing Has Changed In That Regard. I've Never Been Posse, And All That. I'm A Quiet Storm.

America...do Not Touch My Tv, My Dvd, My Stereo, My Dual-deck Vcr. Do Not Touch My Old School, My New School, My Slow Jams, My Party Jams, My Happy Rap, And You Better Not Touch...my James Brown.

I Don't Care About How I Look; I'm Dedicated To The Laughs. You Know, I Used To Be A Clown, So - My Name Was Smoothie The Clown. All The Training I Had, All My Training Is Geared Toward Making People Laugh, And I Didn't Care About Being Cool.